Haiku Corner

Long mediocre,

long-suffering, women's hoops

are chasing Tigers.

Crimson is just a

color. We lose to the red

and stomp on the green?

Kidd-Gilchrist lost to

MJ 'cause he's still the best.

Let's go watch Space Jam.

Nothing in the world
Strengthens a triceps greater
Than Ray's antler spray

Life's biggest question
Is who we want to emerge
victor: Jim or John?

We're 3-15
But Columb'ia ain't no Princeton
Ancient Eight? Let's go.

Mike Wisniewski co-wrote this week's haikus.

The lovechild of a T-Rex and a cheetah: Colin Kaepernick

Locked in the basement Quakers' only thought: "oh crap, we're playing Temple"

Jerome lies in wait for the day he can finally grow a Dunphy 'stache

No Giroux, no Schenn no Hartsy could dent the big brick wall of Brodeur