The lovechild of a T-Rex and a cheetah: Colin Kaepernick
Locked in the basement Quakers' only thought: "oh crap, we're playing Temple"
Jerome lies in wait for the day he can finally grow a Dunphy 'stache
No Giroux, no Schenn no Hartsy could dent the big brick wall of Brodeur
From a center city resident and Penn alum, "locked in the basement" probably isn't the best choice of words this week. I assume you're going for a reference to Penn's record, but in light of recent news, it'd be nice to hold off on this one for now, especially since you don't mean to offend. If you choose to revise, feel free to remove this comment -- no need to leave any trace of a temporarily-negligent turn of phrase.
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