god may be a DJ, but you’re a jopke
I’m generally not opposed to decorating or arranging one’s living space in a way that’s designed to make hospitality easy. There’s nothing wrong with wanting guests to feel comfortable and at home. What gets a little creepy is when it’s clear someone’s personal living space has been decorated exclusively to make guests feel welcome. Really, really welcome. All night long.
While browsing through the recent posts on It’s Lovely! I’ll Take It (a blog of surprisingly bad real estate listings), I stumbled upon the image at right.
This is WAY past chucking your dirty underwear in the closet before going out so you don’t bring someone home to a mess. This is way beyond buying a houseplant to project sensitive and approachable to potential lays. As far as I’m concerned, “Clothes off!” on a guy’s wall actually reads: “Run away from the almost famous VIP ASAP”.
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