Barack My Body
There is almost no denying that Barack Obama is one yummy-looking dude. As I cruise through the magazine section of the Penn Bookstore, looking at that chiseled jaw, those deep, brown, penetrating eyes and that perfect grin smiling back at me from the covers of different magazines, one or two inappropriate thoughts have crossed my mind.
Though my fantasies about being the Monica Lewinsky to Barack Obama’s Bill Clinton may never come true—I’ve always wanted to see the inside of the Oval Office—it is now possible, for the low price of $34.95, to have Obama in my oval office.
The “Head O State,” the official Obama Pleasure Toy made by the Ozam Group, is seven and a half inches in length, 2 inches in diameter, waterproof and comes in a “Democratic Blue” or “Presidential Gold.”
Yep, they went there. It’s a dildo in the shape of Obama’s torso. The slogan, “You Love your President, Let Him Love You Back!” is pure pleasure toy gold. While Bill Clinton’s drawl, sax-playing charm and lies about “sexual relations with that woman” were sexy, in a bad-for-you frat boy kind of way, I don’t want a phthalate-free rubber version of his head in my vagina. George W. Bush, on the other hand, is about as attractive as he is intelligent. His whole idiot cowboy thing didn’t make me want to drop even one article of clothing. Read more…
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