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March 26th, 2009 1:45 pm
The Onion: Cosmopolitan Releases 40-Year Compendium: 812,683 Ways To Please Your Man
One might not expect that the magazine that told you to “slip a glazed doughnut around his manhood and nibble it off” or “chill a bunch of marbles in the fridge, toss them on the bed and make him lie on them while you straddle him” has any worthwhile advice about how to get it on. However, long ago, I picked up one of my favorite “tricks” from a Cosmopolitan article. Since then, all the “bottoms” (both male and female) I’ve shared this tip with agree it’s a great way to get someone off quickly, assert control in the sack or just have fun with sex.
Warning: step by step instructions for super hot intercourse after the jump. Read more…
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