This weekend I learned some very disturbing news. I didn’t want to believe it, but when People.com reports, we all know it has to be true. Rihanna and (Anti)-Chris(t) Brown are back together. A source on the “inside” claims that “While Chris is reflective and saddened about what happened, he is really happy to be with the woman he loves.” Please excuse me while I vomit.
Even more nauseating than the fact that Mr. Kiss Kiss—or Mr. Bite Bite—could so easily pop n’ lock his way back into Rihanna’s good graces, is the fact that she let him. Chris Brown’s little phone call to Rihanna “to wish her a happy birthday” sparked the reunion, and now they’re sunning on Miami Beach’s Star Island.
Before you start pounding your fists and smashing your computer screen in disgust, think about situations in your own life. Is it really that much different? You’ve been “dating” that kid in Beta for a year. He calls you “pudgy”, he makes you do his laundry, constantly ignores you in favor of his bros (or his hos) and forgot your birthday. He treats you like a flaming plate o’ crap. Sure, he didn’t beat you on a street corner outside of his rented Lamborghini, but he’s still a douche bag. He should get drop-kicked to the curb, but all your break-ups end in make-ups. Read more…
Relationships
Chrihanna
February 20th, 2009 11:33 am
On the morning of February 10th, when I was doing my usual pre-class routine, stalking all sorts of celebrity gossip sites all over the World Wide Web, I got a horrible shock. People.com—the only reliable source of celebrity news—reported that star couple Chris Brown and Rihanna were driving from a Grammy’s pre-party to their Los Angeles home when a heated argument ensued.
This lover’s quarrel escalated into a violent brawl that, according to Police sources—and those disturbing photos on TMZ—left Rihanna with “a swollen and split lip and two red and purple contusions on either side of her forehead.” And then, there were the bite marks on her arms and her fingers. This was not a little scuffle. This was a beating and a biting.
I am extremely sensitive to the issues of domestic violence. It is absolutely unacceptable, and I understand that this situation is devastating for everyone involved; however, I must be honest. I have been anti-Chrihanna since the beginning of their relationship.
As an avid celeb-blog stalker, I’ve seen their photos and read articles about their romantic getaways, but I’ve always thought their relationship was one of convenience. They’re both young, famous, hot and horny pop sensations. Why wouldn’t they hook up?
I’m not a body language expert and don’t personally know Mr. Brown or Ms. Umbrella-Ella-Ella, but looking at the photos of them before the incident, you can tell that he’s just not that into her. Photos of C. Breezy gallivanting with sexy, Rihanna-look-alike groupies all over Europe, confirm these beliefs. Read more…
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