Grab the Bull by the Balls (and eat them.)
Today, residents of Oakdale, California came together for a fabulous sit-down dinner to benefit the Oakland Cowboy Museum. Though most $50, sit-down dinners allow you to make the sophisticated choice between steak and salmon, this fundraiser had only one delicacy. Mountain Oysters. Sound, appealing? Before you book your ticket to Oakdale, let me tell you that “Mountain Oyster” is a euphemism nickname for fried bull testicles.
Volunteers at the annual Testicle Festival—because testicles love a good party—fried up four hundred pounds of bulls’ balls to serve to guests at the event. Last year, people travelled from all over California to get a taste of these balls, and the event raised $28,000. Not only did these crazies eat balls, they ate four hundred pounds of them. You couldn’t pay me $50 to munch on a plate full of animal genetalia, but clearly some people want to go “Balls to the Walls Bellies.”
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