People love sex. People think they can write poetry. People have access to the internet, where they can publish their art. Here is the result:
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lets start making out
then I will start fuckin you
till you’re all worn out
-Random Person from Craig’s List
Sexual Duty
Don’t think of sex
As purely dutiful
When the lights are out
All women are beautiful.
-Paul Curtis
Whenever you feel you need some naughty prose in your life, just hit up the “Erotic Poems” section of Peculiar Poetry.com. You can use some of these poems to lure lovers to your boudoir. You know poets are HOT.
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The Shenis and a few other select female accessories
Being a boy is easy. You don’t have to deal with periods, mean girls or childbirth and when you go camping, you can pee without the risk of getting poison ivy on your nether-regions. Men take for granted the fact that they can take a leak (and aim!) out of car windows, in corners and behind trees by simply unzipping their pants. If I have to pee in the wilderness, even if that wilderness is the parking lot behind Fiso Lounge, it’s a whole production. I have to think: Squat. Don’t pee on pants and/or feet. Don’t lose balance and fall back on bare ass into puddle of own urine. Ensure purse is above pee-level. These are all of the concerns that a woman must face when she simply wants to relieve herself outside of a bathroom!
Kiki Curry, a freaky-looking red-headed Texan decided that it was time women had the right to urinate without sitting down. She created the Shenis, a $21, gold, twleve-inch, penis-shaped funnel that women can use to pee, anywhere. Standing up. Does anyone else find it disturbing that Kiki was engaging in so much public urination that she needed to invent this contraption? Do they not have bathrooms in Texas? Kiki has also invented the She-Nutz, which come in a variety of different colors and are great for your keychain, truck or bike! They are fake balls made of plastic that serve absolutely no purpose. What. The. Eff? Penis envy does exist.
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Imagine this. You and your lover are sleeping after a long, hot night of steamy passion. She awakens you by aggressively fondling your goods and pulling herself on top you. Though you’re eager to start round 3 of your all night romp-fest, you realize that her eyes aren’t closed in a lusty, “Take me!” way. They’re closed in a dead, “I’m sleeping” way. Slightly spooked, you call her name and jolt her from sexing slumber (yep, she was sleeping) and she flips out, accusing you of trying to take advantage of her while she’s trying to sleep. The girl in this story is a sexsomniac. Yep, you read correctly. SEXsomniac.
While many of you have been roused and aroused by a hook-up for some middle of the night lovin’, the person doing the rousing is usually awake. Sexsomniacs, those who suffer from a rare sleep disorder that causes them to engage in sexual acts while they are asleep, try to get some even when they’re unconscious.
Like sleepwalkers or sleep-eaters unconsciously commit their sleep-acts, these sleep-sexers will get down and dirty with their partners (or themselves) and have absolutely no recollection of it. These disorders are parasomnias, sleep disorders that occur when the brain is in deep sleep, but base human functions such as movement, eating and sex are still possible. A man in Toronto, with a history of sleepwalking, was tried and acquitted of sexual assault, using sexsomnia as his defense! Read more…
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Lucy with her son Otto
I had a friend in high school who would routinely explain his decision not to hook up with a girl by saying “Oh, you know, she’s super hot, but I couldn’t screw her; she’s so dim it’d be like screwing a retarded person, and isn’t that illegal?” Though I was constantly challenging his suggestion that these women were dumb—I knew and respected many of them personally—I never took issue with his underlying assertion that developmentally-abled people should not be getting frisky with those with clinical medical subnormalities.
Apparently, there’s no actual consensus on that one. Jezebel reports that Lucy Baxter, an English woman, is working hard to get her 21-year-old son with Down Syndrome, Otto, laid. Otto’s an actor who was quoted in a Daily Mail article saying “I’m on a mission to find a girlfriend. My reason is I want to have sex. I’m looking for girlfriends everywhere.” Baxter argues that her son should enjoy the same experiences as other men, and though she says she’d prefer to see him gettin’ hot and heavy with a girlfriend who doesn’t have Down’s, she says she’d also consider sending him to Amsterdam’s Red Light district to get some with a strumpet. Lady, the kid already has Down’s, does he really need genital herpes too?
While I’m curious about what would motivate someone without Down’s Syndrome to screw someone who does have DS, what’s more interesting here is the terrible job Lucy and Otto are doing at marketing Otto’s schlong. Correct me if I’m wrong, but most successful pickup artists don’t have their moms advocating for them. Also, I’d imagine that guys who publicly announce that their reason for wanting a girlfriend is to have sex usually don’t have women banging at their doors.
I’d throw in a nice shout-out to Freud/Oedipus, but Jezebel got to it first 
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