Wrap it up.
Morgan Roper
Since the dawn of time, people have been having unprotected sex. Cavemen and cavewomen were steaming up caves all over the B.C. (Before-Condom) centuries. At some point, however, someone realized, once they had contracted the herp, or the syph or the baby, that it would be wise to strap it up.
Condom companies have tried all sorts of gimmicks to make safe-sex sexy. We all remember the “Trojan Man” from the commercials of the mid-to-late nineties. He was one cool mofo. Doc Morris Pharmacies, a German company, is using a different tactic to get consumers to practice “glove before love.” The company’s new condom ads include animation of sperm, crafted in the likeness of Osama Bin Laden, Adolph Hitler or Mao Zedong.
I’m a skoshe confused. Are these ads telling me to practice safe sex so that I am not implanted with the spawn of one of these three terrifying leaders? Or are they just telling me that sperm is as evil as Hitler? Either way, the message is strong: “package your meat.” It’s a matter of homeland security.
I think the point is that if you don’t wrap it up there’s a chance you’ll get knocked up and birth the next Hitler……
For a better and more recent condom advert:
BEWARE: NOT SAFE FOR WORK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYgKcinowkI